i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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