I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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