You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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All im saying is that my face might fall off.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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