He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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