Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Randomize
