Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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