Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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