do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
