I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
