i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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