I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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