The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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