Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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