I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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