How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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