I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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