the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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