It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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