She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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