The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
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how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
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I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Ladies don't puke and tell
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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