Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm really busy with my period
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