the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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