Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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