oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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