It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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