The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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