we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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