had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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