like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
It was confusing and full of hummus
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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