I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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