Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
My breasts were aching with rage.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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