Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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