singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Randomize