i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
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HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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