what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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