dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
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I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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