doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I am naked and annoyed.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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