Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
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So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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