i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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