K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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