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I'm being pulled over???

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For what!?!?!

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??? I'm in a cab!!!!!

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(323): I'm being pulled over??? (520): For what!?!?! (323): ??? I'm in a cab!!!!! http://tfl.nu/d19c

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i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.

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(801): i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one. http://tfl.nu/ahi8

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(858): View more from California

I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume

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(858): I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume http://tfl.nu/37b5

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(804): View more from Virginia

no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR

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(804): no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR http://tfl.nu/vnpf

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.

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(908): Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got. http://tfl.nu/yeqj

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast

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(306): coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast http://tfl.nu/g654

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(609): View more from New Jersey

it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores

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(609): it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores http://tfl.nu/lmvr

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(304): View more from West Virginia

For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.

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(304): For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea. http://tfl.nu/eupz

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He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.

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(250): He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS. http://tfl.nu/xkr3

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(936): View more from Texas

Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.

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(936): Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us. http://tfl.nu/b09c

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You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.

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(541): You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday. http://tfl.nu/xakl

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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.

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(757): Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life. http://tfl.nu/3f3y

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(407): View more from Florida

How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?

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(407): How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong? http://tfl.nu/4ez3

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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.

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(513): Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me. http://tfl.nu/sfml

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You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.

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(815): You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger. http://tfl.nu/j7zd

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