Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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