He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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