My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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