just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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