It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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