The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
its liver damage thursday
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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