...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I wear drunk well.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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