remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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