yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Randomize
