so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I think I am morally bankrupt
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
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It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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