I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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